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July 2009 Archives

My first Jew

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No, no. No ha sido mi primer judío (aunque ahora que lo pienso no suelo preguntar las religiones de cada uno, si eso ya he estado con alguno...) como la puta de Omaha.

Lo mío ha sido mi primer profesor. La verdad es que esta semana tiene unos cuantos de "primer" algo... Es España, que está loca.

You take chicken, for example: maybe they couldn't figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything.

In Fred Durst we trust

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No return ticket

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Como extranjero en patria ajena, con billete de ida.. y sin esperanza de vuelta,...

Eso es lo último que vi de ti.

For the planet

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Yo he decidido, junto con mi familia de no tirarnos más pedos. Es por el bien del planeta.

Y cuando me asalte alguien en la calle de WWF o GreenPeace o pollas le soltaré esto.

Hell, yeah!

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¡Nos vemos en Madrid, cabrones!

Anexo: I'm sorry Jake, Tiramisú is coming with me.

Mickey

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Me voy a Disney Land París mañana. Si os portáis bien os traigo una piedra.

Pain

Pain is what I feel when I see you suffer. When you cof a lot and you can't stop, when it gets out of you but there's a lot more inside you.

Pain is what I feel knowing I could (and maybe should) have it and I don't. Knowing you envy me beacuse of this, knowing the world is not fair.

Pain is what I feel beacuase I love you, so much. Because you're so important for me, because I think horrible things that I hope will never be true.

Pain is what I feel trying not to get my hopes high. Trying to think positive, trying to understand.

Condoms

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Me he quedado sin preservativo especial Werchter 2009 pero me he llevado dos durex para contribuir a una despedida de soltero. Y porque el tipo que quería dármelos era guapo, que sino...

No sólo me he llevado preservativos, me he llevado un cartel que indicaba el camino. Pa' que veas.

"I don't want to be a NIP anymore, I want to be a VIP!"

Coldplay...

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... are no good.

P.S---> Jake, be awake tonight, beacuase I'm gonna call you when Metallica is on :D

Babies

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Si queréis un hijo, compraros también un husky.


El perro que callaba a los bebés

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